The Heated Blob-alry: Why the Bearcat and Blue Blob Can’t Stop Touching Each Other 

SATIRE By Grady Andersen, Newswire Intern  The Blue Blob had always believed two things to be true: rivalry comes first and Bearcat is unbearable.  The problem was that lately… those two truths didn’t sit as comfortably together as…

The Blob Seance  

SATIRE By Kayleb Blanton, Staff Writer   Last Wednesday around 7 p.m., the Xavier Commons Apartments caught fire, forcing the residents to evacuate.   As word spread, many theories as to what caused…

Celebrating the #1 Heart-Blob on Campus

By Maci Taylor, Staff Writer Blue Blob is an icon. Blob is a legend. And Blob most definitely is the moment.   Blue Blob just turned 40 years old! Blue Blob…