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SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer A few weeks ago, multiple Xavier students reported a large upright walking creature break free from the walls of Logan Hall and book it…
The Heated Blob-alry: Why the Bearcat and Blue Blob Can’t Stop Touching Each Other
SATIRE By Grady Andersen, Newswire Intern The Blue Blob had always believed two things to be true: rivalry comes first and Bearcat is unbearable. The problem was that lately… those two truths didn’t sit as comfortably together as…
The Blob Seance
SATIRE By Kayleb Blanton, Staff Writer Last Wednesday around 7 p.m., the Xavier Commons Apartments caught fire, forcing the residents to evacuate. As word spread, many theories as to what caused…
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