Weezer’s newest addition is a seed, not a flower

By Derek Swartzlander, Staff Writer Weezer has been on a roll. Spearheaded by the relentless creativity of frontman and songwriter Rivers Cuomo, the band released the fantastic orchestral album OK Human in January 2021. Just five months later, they released Van Weezer,a mediocre love letter to heavy metal, and participated in 2021’s Hella Mega Tour where they played across America with co-headliners Fall Out Boy and Green Day. Weezer’s prolificity has continued into 2022 with their “SZNZ” project, in which an EP will be released on the first day of every season with each EP representing the mood of each season. SZNZ: Spring is … Continue reading Weezer’s newest addition is a seed, not a flower

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Sports Banter? I hardly know her! By Mo Juenger, fired from whatever position she used to hold Based-Ball As the MLB lockout drags on, unionizing players continue not to budge. “At first, we just wanted to get paid more,” player Mike Bass said. “But now we don’t even want more money… We want the dissolution of the capitalist state.” When asked to elaborate, he added: “The system inherently exploits the bats-geoisie. Stealing first base? We were thinking so small. Now, we steal the means of production.” Exe-goose-tioner Jake the Goose was executed on live television last night. “Thank God,” an … Continue reading Back Page 3/3/2022