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- April 28, 2026
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State of Congress: Scandals, Redistricting Make Headlines as Midterms Approach
By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer As November approaches, millions of Americans will cast their ballots, electing their future representatives in Congress. Using the Race to the WH forecast, the 2026…
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Trump Self-Appoints as Supreme Ayatollah of Iran
SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer WASHINGTON. In a late-night Truth Social livestream from the newly renamed “Golden Oval Office,” President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that he had appointed…
A LookMaxxer Mogs Xavier
SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer Brothers of the blackpill, gather ‘round your screens and mew those jaws tight because I’m about to drop the ultimate redpill on the mogging revolution that is sweeping the nation. I am…
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