Exclusive: A day around Mike Brown

Mike Brown told Assistant Steve to tell Joe Burrow that he would be fine By Zac Taylor, Football guy DISCLAIMER: THIS PIECE IS SATIRE, WRITTEN FOR OUR APRIL FOOL’S EDITION, AND IT IS NOT BASED ON TRUE EVENTS. Behind every old penny-pincher trying to perform tasks way beyond his abilities is a guy that follows him around doing everything he says. Newswire sat down with one of Mike Brown’s assistants, who wished to remain anonymous to avoid being doxxed, to discuss what a day in the life at his job looks like. For the purposes of this article, we’ll refer … Continue reading Exclusive: A day around Mike Brown