COVID-Conscious Lesbian Bar Receives a Revamp 

SATIRE By Maci Taylor, Back Page Editor   The infamous Western Massachusetts bar that drew massive internet attention amid a change in policy has started a “soft closing.”  The Last-Ditch Bar…

From Triple Bogeys to Birdies: Types of People at Golf 

SATIRE By Maci Taylor, Back Page Editor  Over the weekend Xavier’s students – 21 and up of course – indulged in the semesterly Golf Darty. Horribly tone-deaf wannabe DJ’s, lukewarm kegs and an unfortunate weather forecast all plagued this fall’s darty. It was not necessarily…

Don’t Fumble Your Fantasy Draft 

By Maci Taylor, Back Page Editor  The NFL Preseason has officially come to a close Saturday night.   All your favorite rookies and benchwarmers worked hard to build up their resumes in three low stake games, but now, teams are in the midst of breaking these 300-pound men’s hearts…