Put Me In Coach: Revamping the Men’s Basketball Team 

SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer  It has been a rough week for our men’s basketball players. The first failure was last Wednesday’s game against Creighton. You probably saw it.…

Wearing Summer Clothes in Winter Weather: Warm Blooded or Secret Superpower?

SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer  As the seasons change and weather gets colder, most would be lame and “bundle up” and in the process make themselves look like Ralphie’s…

“The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee” Was G-O-O-D!

By Michael Torley, Staff Writer Over Family Weekend, Xavier Theatre put on “The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee” in the Gallagher Student Center (GSC) Theatre. Over six shows, contestants…