Explaining Xavier to the Family: What does (blank) do?
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer With All for One Weekend officially one month away, many students are either looking forward to or absolutely dreading having members of their families on campus…
Hello Muskie Explains Himself
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Staff Writer Hello Xavier, I am Hello Muskie. For a while, you likely have heard of me. I am the AI creation of my parents, the lovely Board of…
Buc-ee’s Opens Its First Ohio Location, But Does It Live Up to the Beaver Legacy?
By Michael Torley, Staff Writer Ohio has a new resident, and unlike most, he is a beaver. Buc-ee’s recently celebrated the opening of its first location in Huber Heights, about…



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