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SATIRE Michael Torley, Guest Writer Sorry Judge Judy, but Court is not in session. This is how to get out of jury duty! Picture this: You are about to enter the…
Where Are They Now? Which Stereotypical Highschoolers Aged like Milk or Wine?
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Guest Writer Ah, high school. The place of dreams, from the never-ending gossip that was either juicy or ridiculously stupid, to the Friday Night Lights and…
Call Him By His Cell Number
SATIRE By Michael Torley, Guest Writer When the news broke of Lil Nas X’s arrest, what was given to the public was not only a bunch of meme material for…
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