Mitch McConnell’s Has a Dirty Little Secret
SATIRE By Patrick Rupinen, Staff Writer After a three-month absence from Congress, Senator Mitch McConnell has decided to return to his job representing the great Commonwealth of Kentucky. This led many people to wonder where McConnell has been for the past few months. While many believed that he…
Mychal Deserves Martyrdom
By Patrick Rupinen, Staff Writer A supreme act of love is what is necessary for one to be considered a martyr. As Pope Benedict XVI stated, “The martyrs of the…
The Greatest War Movie Ever Made: A24’s Warfare
By Patrick Rupinen, Staff Writer Warfare is the most realistic war movie ever created. I have seen Saving Private Ryan, 1914 and Generation Kill. They all pale in comparison to…



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