Features Extras – 1/24/2018

Word Search

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  • Pupper
  • Cuddles
  • Felis Catus
  • Siamese
  • Small boi
  • Squirrel
  • Rescue
  • Adoption
  • Service
  • Woof
  • Pillow Pet
  • Feline
  • Loyal
  • Fishies
  • Cockatoo

Comic

giraffe comic-Nathan W Pyle Buzzfeed
Artist: Nathan W. Pyle

Horoscopes

Aries: Stay clear of elevators this week.

Taurus: You will win an endless supply of caf lava cake, lucky you.

Gemini: Galileo was wrong, the Earth actually revolves around you.

Cancer: You will find $5 in your jacket pocket and then lose it in the wash.

Leo: You will end the government shutdown by turning it off and on again.

Virgo: You and Taurus will have a fight by the dumpsters, but you’ll go to the wrong dumpsters. :/

Libra: Now is a perfect time of the year to run away to Cabo.

Scorpio: You will win tickets to the Jonas Brothers reunion concert.

Sagittarius: Let your inner artist shine and dedicate your Saturday to Microsoft Paint.

Capricorn: Go sports! You will catch a Skyline parachute during the basketball game tonight.

Aquarius: Like the Mona Lisa, you’re a work of art. Well, according to the new Google app you are.

Pisces: You will change your first name to a major American city in solidarity with Kim’s new baby.


This post was assembled by Features Editor Monica Schweiger.

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