Freshman removes lanyard Acknowledged as a person by upperclassmen

By: Kyle Tooley ~Resident Thespian~ After realizing that none of her older friends wore a lanyard around their necks, freshman Jordan Marshall made the unprecedented decision to move to a…

DAPL CEO thrilled to learn that current president cares even less about human life than he does

By: Savin Mattozzi ~Occasional Environmentalist~ Energy Transfer Partners CEO, Kelcy Warren has expressed great enthusiasm at the continued efforts of President Donald Trump to continuously and consistently undermine the environment…

Man defines being Liberal

By: Trever McKenzie ~Liberal~ It’s no secret – I am a Liberal man. I liberal all the time. I liberal at work. I liberal in the shower. I liberal in…