Back PageExperimental Creature Escapes from Xavier Chemistry Building
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer A few weeks ago, multiple Xavier students reported a large upright walking creature break free from the walls of Logan Hall and book it…
The Administration Banning Window Decorations is a Good Thing!
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Staff Writer Recently, our university administration has made the decision to ban all decorations on or around the windows of dorms. Now I have talked to many, many students about this and the consensus is that this…
Zombified Stan Lee to Make Cameo in “Avengers: Doomsday”
SATIRE By Charlie Thompson, Guest Writer As part of Marvels’ new film making strategy of bringing everyone back to see what works, they have decided to resurrect comic legend Stan Lee from the dead. …
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