Trump Self-Appoints as Supreme Ayatollah of Iran
SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer WASHINGTON. In a late-night Truth Social livestream from the newly renamed “Golden Oval Office,” President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that he had appointed…
Nicki and Trump Are Two Super Freaky Girls
SATIRE By Giulia Gutzwiller, Arts and Entertainment Editor Rapper and pop culture icon Nicki Minaj used to just have a Republican doctor – now, after calling herself “the president’s No.…
Cincy joins ranks as “sanctuary city” following executive order
By: Savin Mattozzi ~Staff Writer~ Pressure has been mounting on college campuses across the country as many students, including some at the University of Cincinnati, advocate to become “sanctuary campuses”…


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