Trump Self-Appoints as Supreme Ayatollah of Iran
SATIRE By Grant Lemmenes, Guest Writer WASHINGTON. In a late-night Truth Social livestream from the newly renamed “Golden Oval Office,” President Donald J. Trump announced Tuesday that he had appointed…
Mandatory Minimums Hurt People and Wallets
By Rieley McDonnell, Head Copy Editor Mandatory minimums hurt the U.S. more than they help the country. People who commit crimes do deserve punishment for their actions, but they deserve…
WNBA Offseason has a Thrilling Start
By Grady Andersen, Staff Writer Coming off a new Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) that saw an exponential growth of both players’ salaries and total revenue growth, the WNBA has had…
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State of Congress: Scandals, Redistricting Make Headlines as Midterms Approach
Noah Kahan Releases Long Awaited Album: The Great Divide 


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